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So this is the Hub. ... Jason?
What season is best for bird-watching? *
Have you ever tried reinvent yourself? *
--said I'm all right, Tim, damn! *
[...bound, gagged on your kitchen floor] *
[He's stitching up a knife wound.] *
[smoking outside on the front steps] *
Hmm... aim's still a bit off...
[His right arm's ablaze.] That's... inconvenient. *
I'm... not great at undercover stuff.
[drunk] ...those who call me...Tim *
[deep sigh] Yeah... Definitely not Dakota. *
[tiredly,] I... can't do this alone... *
[Rings bell] Bring out your dead! *
We're gonna lift what? From where? *
--fuck you! [throwing a punch] [Oops.] *
She's digging a new garden plot. *
[snort] I could still take 'em. *
You've something that belongs to me. * (OP is from realistic-vs.-kinky slave AU)
[Frustrated] We need more magic users. *
The truth will set you free * (Meme)
"Duck!" An arrow flies past you. *
Your phone's beeping. Better check that * (Meme)
Hello? May I take your photo? *
Shut up, shut up, shut up! *
All the time, you avoid me! *
It's just... I worry about him.
[Shows up feverish, in your bed] *
- tired of people touching my hair.
Who do you think you are? *
Don't you know that you're toxic?! * (So very meta.)
"Holy Communist capers, Batman! What's this?" *
This is not funny. At all. *